Because we care!

Santi's GOLDIGGER!

2009-01-09T20:22:00.004+01:00

What happened to artist who didn't want to "sell out" I mean remember the authentic bands nagging on how they are artists and shouldn't be sold together with a coupon!

WELL THAT'S 2K8 LOZERZ! Nowadays the Lower East Side Artist AKA Santagold AKA Santi White AKA the revolutionary army of munnah has stepped out to say to say the ultimate way to promote muzik is to put into commercial. Cuz ppl will hear it that way. She said on the website of the independent...

and here you can here the lyriks to the song...

What I'm searching for
to tell it straight, I'm trying to MAKE MY HAIR SHINE
Walking by myself
down avenues that to LOOK FINE ALL THE TIME
If you see me keep going
be a pass by waver
Wash me up, Wash me down
just leave me out you name dropper
Stop trying to catch my eye
I see you good you forced faker
Just make it easy
You're my enemy you fast talker


Chorus:
I can say I hope it will be worth what I give up
If I could stand up mean for the things that I believe





Bonuz track from the time ppl didn't have bloghouse so they expressed theirselves in songs...

I SAW THE FUTURE & THE GEEKS WERE RIGHT

2009-01-04T23:26:00.004+01:00

This video has proven a few things

that vocalists will be rendunant by the year 2K10
that huge vulva looking creatures have the voice of a man
that the geeks are right

But i'm all like, why didn't The George Lucas (tm) didn't think of this before. He could made a lot of money out of this. Instead of making crappy cartoon versions of the Starrie Warz and Indy goes bezerk, he could have made some really cool bloghouse shit.

Imagine

Which acts do u wanna see togther?

Could Harry Ford use his whip to control the masses?

UNCLE JESSE IS A PROFET!

2009-01-02T21:24:00.013+01:00

I remember in november last year everybody was all into Obamanism but that is s0 passé. I mean it's all cool for Obama to be black and all but does he reach out to all the communities.

WAS OBAMA THERE IN YR CHILDHOOD?????

No. This man was!
JOHN STAMOS AKA Uncle Jessy THE JOHNY 'slept wiv ur wife' Steamer!
He the only 1 who survived full house. It was a bit like a battle royal. They all died or became crackwhores.

What ever happend 2Michelle did she become a comic duo or something. Somebody TXT me on this. Is she a crackwhore or did she die?

U know everybody is keeping on sayin' who the black Barry is putting every one together. But that is not true. Here is ya proof.

You see being uncle Jesse isn't about being ghey or lesbo. Perhaps not even if yr a perv. Uncle Jesse loves u for U!

Don't u dream ur kids are going to live in a world full of uncle jesses!

He reaches out to every1 in a meaningful band. He wrote everything for the beatles, the madonna & the joustice.

Can u grow a beard and still reach out to the Obamacomunnity? Uncle Jesse shows us the way.

He shows he knows what us kids are feeling by growing a beard
He's wearing a beard because the power comes from his chin.
He's wearing a beard to see if your microwave would explode coz of his hipstarness!
He's reaching out to the Benny G's in this world. Showing him the way that beard shouldn't be ugly

I mean this guy could break up the oldest couple in the world.

I just wanted you all to know this.

What do you think. Will 2K9 be a better place wiv more Uncle Jesse?
Will uncle Jesse be president this year?
Will uncle Jesse become a bloghouse artist?
Will uncle Jesse die for our sins?

Death For Benny G.

2008-12-30T18:12:00.009+01:00

Death Kab destroyed my lIfe 2day.

I was reading pikkerford this morning and this message shocked me.

Benny G from Meaningful band Death Kab for Kutie is engaged to Zooey Deschanel.

So who is this douche? U might know him from body+soul and from yr 15 year old sisters ipod. And from another meaningfull band called the postal service.

Isn't it a crime to be in more than
1 MEANINGFULL band. H8 HIM!

Lright so who's our new wifey to be?

Alice Glass?

I dunno, cause Idunno if I could live with so many bro's touching her ass. I just don't know I could cope with that.
So many questions. So many feelings!

I just want don't want to die al1.

Thank the I tunes I still have VV. She was always when I needed her.

that black guy became president
I bought my first i pod
the blogs started to put muzik on the hypermakine

LOVE YOU VV

I shouldn't betray you ever!

The Gospel Akkording to F.E.

2008-12-29T17:01:00.001+01:00

So did you noticed we're celebrating Xmas. We ,@Final Edukation, want to give U a Xmas Karoll about the birth of Xmas. This is what is written down in the big book, that is more important than ViceMagazine.

It's the birth of Joustice. Joustice was born in cool Parisian binster. And after that the three wise king kame to look at the newborn. DJ Busy J was their father he was pimp. He was the king of the local whores. Like daft skunk or Hepatitis C(asius).

So he worked with the twin. He made them buy their first vinyls and he said to joustice "Don't joe w0rry in 2K8 ewerypody vill listen 2 bloghouse." Saddly Busy J got syfillis from Daft Skunk. And because having syfillis was a crime in 2K3 they crucified him!

Because their beloved sugardaddy died they wrote the song WE are YOUR friends. RefleKting the TRUE EMOTIONS they felt about him. You know the first time he raped them. The first time he sold them out! Those lovely memories.

With the money they made from that song, they bought, what every person IN PAIN should do, a macbook pro. So they could bekome the most MEANINGFUL DJ's in the Paris, Europe, the world, a kross the Universe. Even better than Steve Aoki!

S0 don't forget! happy Xmas.

1 wong Idea Per Laptop! Save the childern!

2008-12-29T13:46:00.000+01:00

Bill gates has found a new victim. Together with evil GRRLTLK they try to destroy the rest of the world.

Even the poor African kids.

U might know them for this.

I know we've all danced to this tune at junior high. But now those poor people seem to back. Yeah? I was all like dude c'mon poor people again.

But they have like a mighty new friend called JOHN LENNON and there isn't much you can do against him. Partially because he's dead.

But listen. Listen well. DOESN'T IT REMIND YOU OFF SOMEONE? EH?

That means those two want U to buy poor Africans childern laptops. And I get it why...

Because they too have to get a chance

-to be the nxt JOUSTICE

-to look for pictures of Evian waterbottles

-to watch hours of youtube video's where two rednecks try to kill eachother

BECAUSE THEY DESERVE IT!