The Gospel Akkording to F.E.

So did you noticed we're celebrating Xmas. We ,@Final Edukation, want to give U a Xmas Karoll about the birth of Xmas. This is what is written down in the big book, that is more important than ViceMagazine.


It's the birth of Joustice. Joustice was born in cool Parisian binster. And after that the three wise king kame to look at the newborn. DJ Busy J was their father he was pimp. He was the king of the local whores. Like daft skunk or Hepatitis C(asius).

So he worked with the twin. He made them buy their first vinyls and he said to joustice "Don't joe w0rry in 2K8 ewerypody vill listen 2 bloghouse." Saddly Busy J got syfillis from Daft Skunk. And because having syfillis was a crime in 2K3 they crucified him!





Because their beloved sugardaddy died they wrote the song WE are YOUR friends. RefleKting the TRUE EMOTIONS they felt about him. You know the first time he raped them. The first time he sold them out! Those lovely memories.



With the money they made from that song, they bought, what every person IN PAIN should do, a macbook pro. So they could bekome the most MEANINGFUL DJ's in the Paris, Europe, the world, a kross the Universe. Even better than Steve Aoki!






S0 don't forget! happy Xmas.