UNCLE JESSE IS A PROFET!

I remember in november last year everybody was all into Obamanism but that is s0 passé. I mean it's all cool for Obama to be black and all but does he reach out to all the communities.

WAS OBAMA THERE IN YR CHILDHOOD?????

No. This man was!
JOHN STAMOS AKA Uncle Jessy THE JOHNY 'slept wiv ur wife' Steamer!
He the only 1 who survived full house. It was a bit like a battle royal. They all died or became crackwhores.

What ever happend 2Michelle did she become a comic duo or something. Somebody TXT me on this. Is she a crackwhore or did she die?

U know everybody is keeping on sayin' who the black Barry is putting every one together. But that is not true. Here is ya proof.



You see being uncle Jesse isn't about being ghey or lesbo. Perhaps not even if yr a perv. Uncle Jesse loves u for U!




Don't u dream ur kids are going to live in a world full of uncle jesses!
















He reaches out to every1 in a meaningful band. He wrote everything for the beatles, the madonna & the joustice.





Can u grow a beard and still reach out to the Obamacomunnity? Uncle Jesse shows us the way.

1. He shows he knows what us kids are feeling by growing a beard
2. He's wearing a beard because the power comes from his chin.
3. He's wearing a beard to see if your microwave would explode coz of his hipstarness!
4. He's reaching out to the Benny G's in this world. Showing him the way that beard shouldn't be ugly

I mean this guy could break up the oldest couple in the world.


I just wanted you all to know this.

What do you think. Will 2K9 be a better place wiv more Uncle Jesse?
Will uncle Jesse be president this year?
Will uncle Jesse become a bloghouse artist?
Will uncle Jesse die for our sins?