Death For Benny G.

Death Kab destroyed my lIfe 2day.

I was reading pikkerford this morning and this message shocked me.

Benny G from Meaningful band Death Kab for Kutie is engaged to Zooey Deschanel.




So who is this douche? U might know him from body+soul and from yr 15 year old sisters ipod. And from another meaningfull band called the postal service.

Isn't it a crime to be in more than
1 MEANINGFULL band. H8 HIM!








Lright so who's our new wifey to be?

Alice Glass?

I dunno, cause Idunno if I could live with so many bro's touching her ass. I just don't know I could cope with that.
So many questions. So many feelings!



I just want don't want to die al1.


Thank the I tunes I still have VV. She was always when I needed her.

• that black guy became president
• I bought my first i pod
  
• the blogs started to put muzik on the hypermakine
  

LOVE YOU VV




I shouldn't betray you ever!

The Gospel Akkording to F.E.

So did you noticed we're celebrating Xmas. We ,@Final Edukation, want to give U a Xmas Karoll about the birth of Xmas. This is what is written down in the big book, that is more important than ViceMagazine.


It's the birth of Joustice. Joustice was born in cool Parisian binster. And after that the three wise king kame to look at the newborn. DJ Busy J was their father he was pimp. He was the king of the local whores. Like daft skunk or Hepatitis C(asius).

So he worked with the twin. He made them buy their first vinyls and he said to joustice "Don't joe w0rry in 2K8 ewerypody vill listen 2 bloghouse." Saddly Busy J got syfillis from Daft Skunk. And because having syfillis was a crime in 2K3 they crucified him!





Because their beloved sugardaddy died they wrote the song WE are YOUR friends. RefleKting the TRUE EMOTIONS they felt about him. You know the first time he raped them. The first time he sold them out! Those lovely memories.



With the money they made from that song, they bought, what every person IN PAIN should do, a macbook pro. So they could bekome the most MEANINGFUL DJ's in the Paris, Europe, the world, a kross the Universe. Even better than Steve Aoki!






S0 don't forget! happy Xmas.

1 wong Idea Per Laptop! Save the childern!

Bill gates has found a new victim. Together with evil GRRLTLK they try to destroy the rest of the world.

Even the poor African kids.

U might know them for this.



I know we've all danced to this tune at junior high. But now those poor people seem to back. Yeah? I was all like dude c'mon poor people again.

But they have like a mighty new friend called JOHN LENNON and there isn't much you can do against him. Partially because he's dead.



But listen. Listen well. DOESN'T IT REMIND YOU OFF SOMEONE? EH?


That means those two want U to buy poor Africans childern laptops. And I get it why...

Because they too have to get a chance

-to be the nxt JOUSTICE

-to look for pictures of Evian waterbottles

-to watch hours of youtube video's where two rednecks try to kill eachother


BECAUSE THEY DESERVE IT!